A new book by Neal Midget is released this afternoon entitled ‘We are all black, even the Queen’.
In it Midget traces our early human ancestry and proves what we all know really. That there is no such thing as race, we all originate from darker coloured skin humans and have just evolved different shades of brown. Mostly due to climate.
The books controversial and click baity title however is causing a stir amongst royalists gimps. We asked the palace this morning what the queen thought about her blackness now being scientific fact.
A spokesman who sounded a bit like prince Philip replied, “Her Majesty categorically denies that she is a nignog. That is if it’s still OK to use that phrase, we’re not sure here… is it? She was born white and will die even paler, books and so called words will never change that. Now fuck orf.”
