Yoga cunt Lilly Panty recently wrote a bog post about how her journey into yoga has been one of a ‘deep spiritual connection with the natural energies that modern life keeps us disconnected from.’

Whilst this may be true we felt as real self righteous journalists that it’s important to delve deeper into the life of anyone daring to mention spirituality who looks like a fucking model.

What is less known is that last year Lilly spent over 300K in US Moollar on injecting unnatural man made synthetic plastics into her headface and hot yoga wank frame.

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The work is so extensive if you do some clever maths shit involving her weight/height/Bone density and amount of silicone you get a number that points to her being a 50% bionic yoga slut bucket.